Bob: "We must consider the structural integrity of our snacking options. Is it not better to support the local artisanal cookie industry, with its delicate balance of flavors and textures?"
Alice: "But what about the joy of biting into a crunchy, mass-produced cookie? It's like experiencing the thrill of the unknown, like a box of chocolates on a blind date."
Chairperson: "I propose we adjourn for a cookie break, and reconvene when the sugar rush has worn off."