Called to order by: The Biscuit Emperor, Lord of the Crunchy Ones
1. The Great Biscuit Emperor (Chairperson)
2. Lord Reginald of the Jam Tarts
3. Lady Whiskerface of the Muffin Ministry
Emergency meeting to discuss the sudden and unexpected rise of the Biscuit-Horde, a rogue horde of biscuits that have taken over the kitchen.
Resolution: The Biscuit-Horde shall be dealt with using an arsenal of liberal amounts of milk and butter.
Action Items:
1. The Great Biscuit Emperor shall lead a task force to negotiate with the Biscuit-Horde.
2. Lord Reginald of the Jam Tarts shall develop a counter-attack plan using high-heat weaponry.
3. Lady Whiskerface of the Muffin Ministry shall establish a relief fund for Biscuit-Horde victims.
The 129th Biscuit-Horde Emergency Meeting shall be held on the first available Tuesday.