Meeting Minutes - Adjournment Committee Meeting 129

The meeting began with the obligatory 3-hour PowerPoint presentation on "The Importance of Meeting Attendance". Chairperson, Bob Smith, was seen nodding off around minute 47.

A motion to provide more free donuts in the break room was tabled, citing "budget constraints" and "donut-induced comas".

A heated debate ensued regarding the correct way to pronounce "Brussels Sprouts". Some claimed it was "Brews-els", while others insisted on "Brew-sels".

After a 30-minute recess, the committee reconvened to vote on whether or not to take a 2-hour lunch break. The vote was 7-2 in favor, with two members abstaining due to "sudden on-settled food poisoning".

Next week's meeting will feature a guest speaker on "The Art of Proper Nap-taking".

Adjournment Committee Members in attendance:

• Bob Smith, Chair
• Jane Doe
• Mike Johnson
• David Lee

Notable absences:

• Tom Johnson (on vacation, or so he claims)
• John Smith ( stuck in a meeting about "The Importance of Meeting Attendance")