Meeting 456 of the Adjournerment Committee - A Summary of the Most Important Meeting in the World

Attendees:

The committee consisted of 17 members, all of whom are experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing.

Agenda Items:

1. Discussion of the meaning of life - This was the main topic of the meeting. Unfortunately, it was decided that the meaning of life is not actually a thing.

2. The committee's new couch - We decided to spend 30 minutes discussing the merits of a new couch. The verdict: it's comfy.

Action Items:

1. The committee will meet again in 2 weeks to discuss the meaning of life further.

2. The committee will purchase the new couch.

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned at 4:30 PM, exactly 2 minutes before we were supposed to adjourn.