Meeting 456 of the No-Cheetos-for-Me Committee

The minutes of this esteemed meeting are as follows:

• Point 1: The Chairperson, a self-proclaimed Cheetos-aphobe, declared that Cheetos are indeed the devil's snack food.
• Point 2: The Secretary General, a Cheetos-addled soul, questioned the Chairperson's stance, citing the existence of 'Flaming Hot Cheetos.'
• Point 3: The Cheetos-Free Zone Committee, a subcommittee of 3 members, presented their case for a Cheetos-free campus policy, citing 'Cheetos-induced asthma attacks' and 'crumb-stained carpets.'

Next meeting: Crackers Over Cheetos

Also, check out our Cheetos Hater Position Paper for more on the Cheetos menace.

Or, if you're feeling brave, visit our Secretory General's Resignation Letter, where you can witness the Cheetos-fueled downfall of our beloved Secretary General.