Resolution 1: The main course is, in fact, the superior course.
Resolution 2: The appetizer is where it's at, folks.
Resolution 3: Both are delicious, but only one can be chosen, so... Resolution 3 is a wash.
We can't in good conscience choose just one. It's like picking a favorite child.
The people demand equal time for both main course and appetizer. It's a matter of social justice.
The founding fathers would have wanted us to prioritize the main course. It's a matter of national pride.
We can't just ignore the precedent set by the snack laws of 1923. It's a matter of snack heritage.
We must reject all resolutions that go against the sacred principles of Snacktivism.
Meeting adjourned.