Minutes of Meeting 456: Snack Debate

Adjournment Committee: A Panel of Unimpeachable Experts

Present:

Chairperson, Bertrand S. Tupper
Vice-Chairperson, Fifi LaRue
Snack Specialist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Agenda:

Item 1: The merits of Cheez-Its vs. Cheetos
Item 2: The role of hummus in modern snack culture
Item 3: A debate on the optimal ratio of cheese puffs to pretzels

Minutes:

Chairperson Tupper called the meeting to order at 3:00 PM, with a stern expression and a bag of popcorn.

Dr. Bottomsworth began by presenting his case for Cheez-Its, citing their superior snap and crumbly texture.

Vice-Chair LaRue countered with the argument that Cheetos have a certain... je ne sais quoi.

After a spirited discussion, the committee voted 3-2 in favor of Cheez-Its. A minority report was filed by Chairperson Tupper, who maintained that the decision was a travesty.

The meetingประก was adjourned at 4:15 PM, with the committee members retiring to a nearby snack bar for refreshments.

Adjournment Committee: A Panel of Unimpeachable Experts

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