Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice. Objective: To settle the snack debate once and for all.
John: "Snack foods should be crunchy and sweet, with a side of tangy sauce."
Jane: "No, no, no! Snacks must be savory and spicy, with a dash of exotic spices."
Bob: "But what about the majesty of mayonnaise?"
Alice: "Mayonnaise is a distraction, we must focus on the perfect balance of flavors."
After 45 minutes of heated discussion, the committee failed to reach a consensus.
Meeting 457: Snack Food Reality Check Meeting 458: Snack Food Survey Meeting 459: Snack Food Olympics