Minutes from the Adjournment Committee Meeting 458: Coffee Break Debate

Subcommittee on Bureaucracy

Meeting started at 13:00, adjourned at 14:30. Coffee break lasted 17 minutes.

Chairman, Jane Doe, called the meeting to order at 13:00. Members present: John Smith (Vice-Chair), Bob Johnson (Head of Bureaucracy), and Alice Brown (Expert in Everything).

Coffee Connoisseurs' Panel discussed the merits of Ethiopian Yirgacheffe vs. Kenyan AA. John Smith opined that Yirgacheffe was overrated, while Bob Johnson insisted that AA was the only civilized choice. Alice Brown proposed a third option: Swiss Mocha.

Adjournment Committee

The meeting was adjourned at 14:30 due to a lack of consensus on the best coffee.

Adjournment Committee: Members

Next Meeting: To be determined.

Adjournment Committee reserves the right to change the schedule without notice.

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