Minutes of the Adjourning Committee: Meeting 458
The meeting was called to discuss the highly contentious topic of who left the toilet seat up.
Who Left the Toilet Seat Up?
- Bob: "I didn't do it."
- Jim: "Actually, I did do it. But only because I was trying to make a statement about the futility of human existence."
- Steve: "I'm the new guy. I just got here yesterday. But I'm pretty sure I saw a cat do it."
- Who's been drinking all the coffee and blaming it on the coffee?
The committee was unable to come to a consensus on the matter, and the meeting was adjourned for further discussion.
Minutes of the Next Meeting: Meeting 459