MINUTES OF THE ADJOURNMENT COMMITTEE MEETING 458
Chairperson: Reginald P. Bottomsworth
Meeting Summary:
After 4 hours of deliberation, the Adjournment Committee decided to adjourn. This was a unanimous decision, mainly because everyone got bored.
We discussed the meaning of life, the importance of napping, and the optimal number of donuts to eat during a meeting (between 2 and 4, apparently).
Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Committee Chair, declared, "We have reached a critical mass of ennui, therefore we adjourn." and promptly fell asleep.