Minutes of the Adjournment Committee: Meeting 458

Resolution 1: Folding Technique Reform

WHEREAS, the folding of papers has become a necessary evil in modern times; AND WHEREAS, the current folding technique has been deemed suboptimal; BE IT RESOLVED, that the committee shall adopt a new folding technique, one that utilizes the principles of origami and minimalism.

Resolution 2: Mandatory Nap Time

Resolution 3: Mandatory Coffee Breaks

WHEREAS, productivity is key to a successful committee; AND WHEREAS, caffeine is known to improve focus and creativity; BE IT RESOLVED, that all members shall take a 15-minute coffee break every hour.

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