The Minutes of Meeting 458: Origami Technique Committee

Resolution 1: Folded Fiasco

Due to a series of unfortunate events, the committee failed to properly fold the origami swan. The committee members were unable to find the 45-degree angle.

• Chairperson, Jane, was seen staring at a blank piece of paper for 20 minutes.
• Member, Bob, was overheard whispering to himself, "I'll never make it."

Resolution 2: Unfolded Chaos

The committee members were tasked with folding 50 origami paper planes, but only 37 were completed. The remaining 13 were deemed "unfolderable."

• Member, Alice, was seen crying in the corner, her paper plane a crumpled mess.
• The committee's coffee machine broke, causing a 2-hour delay in proceedings.

Resolution 3: The Committee's New Favorite Pastime

The committee discovered that folding origami animals is a great way to reduce stress and increase productivity.

• Member, Dave, is now a self-proclaimed origami master.
• Chairperson, Jane, has started selling origami kits to her friends and family.

Action Items

• Folding classes to be held every Friday at 3 PM.
• Purchase new paper for the committee's stash.
• Find a way to make the origami swan more symmetrical.