Meeting 459: Coffee Tasting Panel

The minutes of the meeting are as follows:

• Member 1 (aka "The Coffee Connoisseur"): "This coffee tastes like a mix of burnt wood and despair."
• Member 2 (aka "The Coffee Novice"): "I'm not sure what's going on, but I think I like it?"
• Member 3 (aka "The Coffee Snob"): "This is an affront to the very fabric of coffee itself. It's an insult."

Recommendations:

• Member 1: "Let's stick with the usual: Ethiopian Yirgacheffe."
• Member 2: "Can we get some cream and sugar?"
• Member 3: "I demand a pour-over with the '69 'French Roast'."

Next meeting will be held on Meeting 460: Wine and Cheese Tasting Panel