Today, the Adjournment Committee met to discuss the pressing issue of excessive adjournment. Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth called the meeting to order at 9:00 AM sharp, but not before consuming a leisurely breakfast of 12 eggs benedict.
The discussion revolved around the proposed adjournment of meetings to accommodate the newly discovered love of napping in the committee members. A motion was made to adjourn the meeting to a later date, but it was met with strong opposition from the coffee machine, which was not pleased with the sudden change in schedule.
A vote was taken, and the motion was defeated with a narrow margin of 3-2. The meeting was subsequently adjourned to a later date, with the understanding that the committee would reconvene at the earliest possible convenience.
1. The committee will reconvene at 2:00 PM on Thursday to discuss the adjournment of adjournments.
2. The coffee machine will be given a 30-minute time-out to recover from the morning's events.
Adjourned 2:30 PM, with the understanding that the adjournment will be continued at a later date, possibly in a different location, possibly with a different coffee machine.
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