Meeting 459: The Folding Dilemma - Adjournment Committee

Presented to the public on: Wednesday, 14:30

Summary of the Meeting

Chairperson, Jane Doe, opened the meeting by asking members to take a seat, which they did. The discussion revolved around the proper method for folding fitted sheets. Some members advocated for the 'burrito' method, while others pushed for the 'fold-in-half' technique. A heated argument ensued.

Appendix: Expert Testimonials

Key Actions Items

• Member 1: 'I fold it however I please.'
• Member 2: 'The burrito is the only logical choice.'
• Member 3: 'You're all just making this too complicated.'

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