Adjourning Committee Meeting 789 - The Minutes of Doom
Meeting called to discuss the impending doom of the world, due to our procrastination.
- Agenda:
- 1. Postpone the meeting until next week (again).
- 2. Discuss the merits of procrastination as a viable life choice.
- 3. Vote on the color scheme for the apocalypse.
The meeting started with a heated debate on the color scheme for the apocalypse. Some members preferred a bright, neon green, while others advocated for a more subdued, burnt orange.
A motion to postpone the meeting until next week was put forth by committee member, Bob, who was seen sipping a coffee from a thermos labeled "Do Not Open". The motion was seconded by Carol, who was secretly planning her retirement to a remote tropical island.
The vote was a tie, with 3 members abstaining due to a prior commitment to a fantasy football league.
As the meeting drew to a close, the committee members were seen high-fiving each other, despite the impending doom of the world.
Next Meeting: Same time, same place. Bring your sunscreen.