Minutes of the 789th Meeting of the Adjournment Committee

MEETING SUMMARY:

• The meeting started at 10:00 AM, but nobody showed up.
• The committee chairperson, Mr. Jenkins, was seen sipping a coffee at 11:00 AM.
• After 3 hours of waiting, the committee was adjourned.

The reasons for adjournment include:

• Lack of agenda.
• Unavailability of biscuits.
• Unrelenting tedium.

Meeting 790: More of the same.

See also: Meeting 788: A disaster.

And, of course, Meeting 787: A travesty.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, Alternate Reasons for Adjournment