DECISION 789-1
The AdJourning Committee met on a very special day to discuss the very special topic of... well, we're not really sure what we were discussing. But we made some decisions, and here they are:
By a margin of 7-3, the committee voted to install a coffee machine that dispenses only the most bitter, black coffee known to man. Because, priorities.
By a margin of 6-4, the committee decided that the office should be open on weekends. Because, who needs sleep?
Related Subpages: Decision 789-2: Less Sleep Decision 789-3: Mandatory Naps
Coffee Break: 10:00 AM, 2:00 PM, and whenever we get tired of discussing things.
Meeting 789 adjourned. The committee will reconvene when someone remembers what we were discussing.
Next Meeting: Whenever.