Adjugment Committee Meeting 789: Coffeenforcement Subcommittee

Meeting Minutes

Coffee: The lifeblood of productivity. Or so we thought.

The Adjugment Committee gathered in an emergency meeting to address the alarming rate of coffee cup spills in the break room.

Subcommittee Chair, Balthazar McSnazz, called the meeting to order at 3:14 PM sharp.

The first item on the agenda was the proposed "Coffeenforcement Act of 2023".

After a heated debate, the committee voted 5-2 in favor of the measure, with two committee members abstaining due to caffeine withdrawal.

Key points from the meeting:

• Article 1: Mandatory coffee cups with lids will be installed in the break room by the end of the week.
• Article 2: All employees must wear a "I'd rather be drinking" t-shirt to work on Fridays to show solidarity with the caffeine-deprived.

Action items:

• Install coffeenforcement officer to monitor coffee usage and prevent spills.
• Develop a comprehensive coffee cup training program for new employees.

Next meeting: The committee will reconvene in one week to review progress and address new concerns.

Coffeenforcement Officer, Jane Doe, will lead the charge.

Hyperlinks:

• Meet the committee members.
• Read the full text of the Coffeenforcement Act of 2023.