Called to order at 14:30 on a Tuesday. Present: Chairperson, Secretary, and three members.
Chairperson raised concern over the donut-to-people ratio in the break room. Secretary reported 1:1.
Member 1: "This is unacceptable. We must take action."
Member 2: "But what about the coffee machine? It's a gateway to productivity."
Chairperson: "Not on the agenda, Member 2."
Member 3: "I propose we establish a donut-to-employee ratio of 2:1. Or maybe 3:1."
The committee was suddenly adjourned due to a nearby fire drill.
Everyone evacuated the premises. No one was harmed. Except possibly the donuts.
Meeting adjourned at 14:50. Next meeting scheduled for Thursday, same time. Donuts will be on the table.
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