Meeting 789 of the AdJournment Committee

This meeting was called to discuss the merits of jargon in modern communication.

The minutes are as follows:

• Member 1: "Jargon is a beautiful thing."
• Member 2: "Actually, it's a nightmare."
• Chairperson: "We must find a compromise."

Decisions made during this meeting:

• Resolution 1: Jargon shall be used sparingly.
• Resolution 2: All committee members shall be required to carry a "Jargon Dictionary" at all times.