Adjournment Committee Meeting 789 - Stapler Hacking Incident Report
Meeting Date: 23rd February 3000
Attendees: Chairman Bob, Member Alice, Member Bob, and the Stapler
Purpose: Investigating the stapler incident where Bob's stapler was used as a paperweight and not for its intended use.
Action Items:
- 1. The Stapler in question was confiscated for further investigation.
- 2. A new stapler has been ordered from the 1980s.
- 3. Member Bob has been tasked with re-stapling the report.
Recommendations:
The Committee strongly recommends that all office supplies be used for their intended purpose, and not for creative expression.