Minutes from The Adjournment Committee, Meeting 789: A Stapler's Lament

Present: Chairperson, Stapler-in-Chief (SIC), and 3 Honorable Members (HM1, HM2, HM3)

Meeting Called to Order by SIC at 14:00:00.
Point 1: Staple Stapler Reform Theory (SRT) - HM2 presented a 10-page paper detailing the need for standardization in staple spacing.
Point 2: HM1 raised concerns over the lack of consideration given to the ergonomic implications of stapler placement.
Point 3: HM3 suggested the use of color-coded staplers for increased office productivity.

Adjournment: 14:30:00. Next Meeting: TBA.