MINUTES OF THE MEETING OF THE ADJOURNMENT COMMITTEE, MEETING 789

Present:

• Chairman, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III
• Vice-Chairman, Bertrand P. Bottomsworth II
• Secretary, Agnes P. Bottomsworth

Points of Interest:

Resolution 1: The Stapler Sympathy Motion

Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth III opened the meeting by introducing the topic of the day: the Stapler Sympathy Motion. He proposed a resolution to officially recognize the stapler as a sentient being worthy of sympathy and respect.

• Vice-Chairman Bertrand P. Bottomsworth II argued that the stapler was already a sentient being and did not need recognition.
• Secretary Agnes P. Bottomsworth suggested that the resolution be tabled until further discussion.

Resolution 2: The Coffee Break

Vice-Chairman Bertrand P. Bottomsworth II motioned to take a break and grab a coffee. Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth III seconded the motion.

• The meeting adjourned for 15 minutes.

Adjournment:

The meeting adjourned with the understanding that the Stapler Sympathy Motion would be revisited at the next meeting.

View the adjournment resolution here.