Present: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, Chairman; Jane Q. Public, Secretary; Bob S. Smith, Expert.

Topic: The Stapler Conundrum

The committee convened at 3:00 PM sharp to discuss the pressing matter of staplers. Chairman Bottomsworth III opened the meeting by asking the secretary to pass the stapler, which was promptly forgotten in the break room.

Expert Bob S. Smith was called upon to explain the intricacies of stapler physics and why they seem to always be in the break room.

After a spirited discussion, the committee voted 5-0 in favor of moving the stapler to the conference table, where it would be safe from the clutches of the break room.

Adjournment: 3:10 PM