THE STAPLER CONUNDRUM

Meeting 789: The Stapler of Discord

Present: Bob, Jane, and 3 other stoic individuals.

Agenda:

• Stapler maintenance: 10 minutes
• Stapler-related existential crisis: 30 minutes
• Snack break: 15 minutes
• Stapler-themed team-building activities: 45 minutes

Decisions:

• Stapler to be used for all future meetings.
• Bob to purchase more staples.
• Jane to lead stapler-themed team-building activities.
• 4th member to be given a participation trophy.

Next Meeting:

Meeting 790: The Stapler of Truth

Also, don't forget to turn in your stapler-themed timesheet by Friday.