Minutes of the Adjugment Committee Meeting 790
Meeting Purpose: To discuss the finer points of stapling and stapler-ness.
Present: Bob (chair), Jane (Vice-Chair), John (Stapler-Expert), and Sue (Skeptical-Looker).
Discussion on the relative importance of staplers as office supplies.
Stapler-Expert: "We must have 17 staplers, or the meeting is invalid."
Vice-Chair: "I have 23 staplers at home. I'll bring one."
Chair: "That's not what we're discussing here. We need to standardize."
Adjournment vote taken, with 3 in favor and 1 abstaining.
Chair: "Motion carried, we're out of here."
Adjournment Committee Meeting 790 adjourned at 3:45 PM.