MINUTES OF THE MEETING OF THE ADJOURMENT COMMITTEE

MEETING 790 - DECISIONS POINT 4

The Adjournment Committee met on a Tuesday, because Tuesdays are clearly the best day of the week.

Chairperson, Bob Johnson, called the meeting to order at 9:00 AM. He was wearing a "World's Okayest Golfer" t-shirt, because priorities.

Item 1: The committee discussed the meaning of life. Conclusion: it's still a mystery.

Item 2: The committee debated the best way to eat a sandwich. Conclusion: it's clearly with your hands.

Item 3: The committee voted on the best color for the committee's official color scheme. Conclusion: #FF69D4, because why not?

Item 4: The committee decided to adjourn for a two-hour lunch break. Because, priorities.

Decisions:

• Item 1: The meaning of life is, apparently, 42, but only if you're counting in base 10.
• Item 2: Sandwiches are best eaten with your hands, but only if you're eating in public.
• Item 3: #FF69D4 is the new official color of the committee, because it's not as bad as it looks.
• Item 4: Two hours is the perfect amount of time for a lunch break, because who needs productivity?

Adjournment Committee Members:

• Bob Johnson, Chairperson
• Alicia Smith, Vice Chairperson
• John Doe, Secretary

Adjournment Committee Subcommittees:

• Committee on Sandwiches
• Committee on Colors