THE ADJOURNED COMMITTEE MEETING 790, SECTION 1

We, the members of the Adjourned Committee, are still trying to decide on a new chairperson. After 790 meetings, 4 coffee machines, and 27 packets of stale biscuits, we have reached a deadlock.

As a result, we have adjourned the meeting and will reconvene in 5 minutes, when we will probably adjourn again.

Meanwhile, here's a summary of our progress:

• Agreed on the color scheme for the new meeting room: See Decision 1
• Disagreed on the type of biscuits to serve: See Decision 2
• Decided to play a game of "Who Can Eat the Most Biscuits" during the next meeting: See Decision 3

Next meeting: Decision 3: Biscuit-Eating Contest