MINUTES - ADJOURNMENT COMMITTEE - MEETING 791 - THE STAPLER CONUNDRUM

Meeting Summary:

Today, we discussed the existential crisis of the stapler in the break room.

It was a stapler with a penchant for self-destruction.

Some members suggested it was a cry for help, others thought it was a cry for more stapling.

We decided to send it to therapy.

Next Meeting: The Stapler Gets Help

Key Decisions:

• Ordered a new stapler
• Set aside budget for stapler's therapy sessions

Notable Quotes:

“It's not the stapler's fault it's just a product of its environment.” “I'm not paying for therapy for a stapler.”

Action Items:

• Follow up on stapler's progress
• Consider a stapler support group

Next Meeting:

Meeting 792: The Stapler Gets Help

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