It's time to adjourn. But why should we adjourn? Is it just to avoid the awkward small talk? The existential dread of seeing our colleagues' cats' Instagram pictures on their monitors? Or is it because the coffee machine is finally fixed and we just want to get to the real meeting, the one where we all get free snacks?
We've been in this meeting for 8 hours and 32 minutes. That's longer than the average cat's attention span. Maybe we should just give up and let the cats decide what we're going to talk about. I mean, who needs human decision-making when you've got whiskers and a cute little nose to tell us what to do?
But no, we must persist. For the sake of productivity. For the sake of our sanity. And for the sake of getting out of this windowless conference room before we all start losing our minds.
So, let's get down to business. Who wants to adjourn? Adjourn now!
(Note: The adjournment committee reserves the right to adjourn or not adjourn at any time, without warning, and without regard for the well-being of its members.)
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