The AdJournment Committee met on 2023-02-15 at 13:00 to discuss the pressing issue of Adjournment Procedure Reform.
After a heated debate, the committee voted 4-3 to rename the adjournment procedure "Adjournment by Any Other Name" to better reflect its true nature.
The committee voted unanimously to include mandatory snack breaks every 37.5 minutes to ensure optimal productivity.
By a vote of 5-2, the committee granted the committee chairperson the power to unilaterally adjourn meetings at their discretion.
These decisions will be implemented immediately. The next meeting will be held on 2023-02-17 at 10:00. Don't forget to bring snacks.