Adjournment Resolution Protocol

Officially adopted by the Intergalactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms (IUAL), the Adjournment Resolution Protocol (ARP) is the definitive guide to wrapping up meetings in the most efficient and entertaining way possible.

Article 1: The Meeting Begins

• Step 1: Someone says "Let's start".
• Step 2: Someone else says "I'm not ready".
• Step 3: Time is called and the meeting officially begins.

Article 2: Adjournment Procedures

• Step 1: The Chair says "We're adjourning".
• Step 2: Someone protests, claiming "I wasn't done talking!".
• Step 3: The Chair says "Too late, the cat's out of the bag".

Minutes of the Meeting

Committee Members

Adjournment Resolution Procedure