Minutes from the Official Adjournment Committee - Meetings of the Month: Bob

Minutes from Meeting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 (yes, five meetings): 2022-02-01

The Adjournment Committee met in emergency session to address the pressing concern of Bob's excessive coffee consumption.

The committee members present: John (Chair), Jane (Vice-Chair), Bob (Honourary Chair), and Bob's cat, Mr. Whiskers.

Points of discussion:

• Bob's caffeine-fueled antics
• The ethics of Bob's frequent naps
• Bob's unrelenting love of 80s music

Action items:

• Install a coffee-meter in the break room to monitor Bob's intake
• Implement a nap-time policy with designated napping hours
• Create a playlist of Bob's favourite 80s tunes for the office playlist

Next meeting: To-Be-Determined (TBOD)

Hyperlinks:

• Adjournment Policy
• Coffeesniffing Device
• 80s Playlist