Present: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, and the rest of the committee (7).
Meeting began at 10:00 AM. Chairperson arrived late, again.
Item 1: The Matter of the Muffin Tops. Read more about the Muffin Tops.
Item 2: The Question of the Quirky Quail. Learn more about the Quirky Quail.
Meeting adjourned at 11:15 AM due to the Chairperson's excessive use of cat videos on their phone.
Adjourned in disarray, the committee shall reconvene when the Chairperson has finished binge-watching cat videos.