Secret Donut Society: Where the Pastries Never Have To End

The Society's Most Esteemed Members

President: Sir Reginald Puddington III

Founder of the Secret Donut Society and holder of the world record for most donut-related accidents.

Meeting Times:

Location: Underground Bunker, 123 Donut Drive

Donations: Weekly Donut Bank, established 1923

Our Mission:

To bring the world one donut at a time, and then promptly eat them all.

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