Meeting Minutes
Present: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, and the usual suspects.
Agenda:
- Item 1: Rationing the number of socks each citizen is allowed to own
- Item 2: Implementing a 3-day waiting period for all new cat owners
- Item 3: Banning all recreational activities involving feathers, because feathers are the devil's plaything
Decisions:
- Item 1: We will ration the number of socks, but only for citizens of the third district. Citizens of other districts can still own as many socks as they please.
- Item 2: The waiting period will be 2 weeks, because 3 days is just not long enough to fully appreciate the joys of cat ownership
- Item 3: We will ban all feather-themed entertainment, including but not limited to: feather duster sales, bird-watching, and the national pastime of feather- collecting.
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