Appendix B: The Unofficial Guide to Not Getting Lost in the Perimeter

By Agent 1, Mission Log

As a seasoned operative, I've seen my fair share of navigation errors. But let's be real, who needs navigation when you have a map, right?

That's why I'm sharing my top tips for avoiding the dreaded Perimeter Trap. Don't get caught in the vortex of uncertainty!…

Tip 1: Don't trust your GPS

It's a trap! They're always trying to mislead you. Just stick with good ol' fashioned map-reading and you'll be just fine.

Or don't. I mean, who needs a map when you have a compass? Appendix A for some actual compass-reading techniques.

Tip 2: Stay alert for suspicious squirrels

They're always up to something. Keep your eyes peeled for those pesky bushy-tails. Sect 1: Squirrelly Behavior for more on this topic.

Tip 3: Don't take the scenic route

It's just a distraction. You're on a mission, agent! Stay focused. Sect 2: Route Optimization for expert advice.

Stay safe out there, agents! And remember: a good agent never gets lost. Back to Mission Log