Agent-1 Mission Log Appendix C: "The Great Donut Heist"

Incident Report

On a typical Tuesday morning, Agent-1 was tasked with infiltrating the highly secure Donut Shop downtown. Their mission: acquire the infamous "Glazed & Confused" donut, a pastry said to grant the consumer temporary invincibility.

Sequence of Events

  1. Agent-1 arrived at the scene in a nondescript sedan, blending in with the early morning traffic.
  2. Utilizing advanced surveillance equipment, they gathered intel on the shop's security system.
  3. Disabling the alarm system, they gained entry via an unorthodox method involving a fire extinguisher and some well-placed duct tape.
  4. With the "Glazed & Confused" within reach, Agent-1 was met with a surprise: the shop owner, Mr. Johnson, was not as unsuspecting as they had thought.
  5. A high-speed chase ensued, involving dodged pastry boxes and a brief but intense donut-fu fight.

After a thorough analysis, Agent-1 was able to determine that the donut's invincibility was, in fact, a myth perpetuated by the shop owner as a marketing ploy.

As a result, Agent-1 was forced to return the donut, but not before taking a few "for the record" selfies with the pastry.

**Mission Status:** Partial Success

**Recommended for Future Missions:** Agent-1 (with a side of coffee)

**Next Step:** Debriefing with HQ, followed by a well-deserved donut break.

Appendix D: The Donut Shop Owner's Revenge