Agent-1 Mission Log Appendix C: "The Great Donut Heist"
Incident Report
On a typical Tuesday morning, Agent-1 was tasked with infiltrating the highly secure Donut Shop downtown. Their mission: acquire the infamous "Glazed & Confused" donut, a pastry said to grant the consumer temporary invincibility.
Sequence of Events
- Agent-1 arrived at the scene in a nondescript sedan, blending in with the early morning traffic.
- Utilizing advanced surveillance equipment, they gathered intel on the shop's security system.
- Disabling the alarm system, they gained entry via an unorthodox method involving a fire extinguisher and some well-placed duct tape.
- With the "Glazed & Confused" within reach, Agent-1 was met with a surprise: the shop owner, Mr. Johnson, was not as unsuspecting as they had thought.
- A high-speed chase ensued, involving dodged pastry boxes and a brief but intense donut-fu fight.
After a thorough analysis, Agent-1 was able to determine that the donut's invincibility was, in fact, a myth perpetuated by the shop owner as a marketing ploy.
As a result, Agent-1 was forced to return the donut, but not before taking a few "for the record" selfies with the pastry.
**Mission Status:** Partial Success
**Recommended for Future Missions:** Agent-1 (with a side of coffee)
**Next Step:** Debriefing with HQ, followed by a well-deserved donut break.
Appendix D: The Donut Shop Owner's Revenge