Defend Against Aliens

Welcome to the Alien Defense Training Facility! We have gathered the best minds in the world to prepare you for the inevitable alien invasion. Our team of expert instructors will teach you how to defend against the alien threat in a series of rigorous and exciting training sessions.

Attendees

• John "The Gunner" Griffin
• Jane "The Judo" Johnson
• Bob "The Blaster" Brown

Our training sessions cover a wide range of topics, including alien hand-to-hand combat, advanced alien mind control techniques, and the art of making the perfect alien-themed cocktail.

Training Schedule

• Day 1: Alien Physiology and Psychology
• Day 2: Alien Hand-to-Hand Combat
• Day 3: Alien Mind Control and Mind Games

Remember, when faced with an alien threat, stay calm and follow these simple steps:

1. Call the Alien Defense Hotline: 1-800-ALIEN-1
2. Stay hydrated with our complimentary alien-repellent water
3. Use your best judgment, but not your best judgment, because that will probably be wrong

Don't wait until it's too late! Enroll in our training program today and defend against the alien threat!