Purpose of the Plan
Due to the high probability of the apocalypse, we have created this evacuation plan to ensure you make it out alive. Please note that our research suggests the apocalypse will be caused by a giant hamster running amok on the 42nd floor.
As per our research, the hamster's preferred mode of transportation is via the air ducts. Thus, our primary evacuation route will be through the air ducts, which will be located on the east side of the building.
However, if you are unable to make it to the air ducts, our secondary evacuation route will be the stairs. But don't worry, the stairs will be lined with caution tape and a faint scent of freshly baked cookies, which will distract the hamster long enough for you to escape.
Hamster Whisperer Training is available for those who wish to become certified in the art of negotiating with the hamster.
Emergency Snack Stash is available for those who wish to prepare for the apocalypse.
Evacuation Routes
North Route:
Take the elevator to the 10th floor, then proceed to the east side of the building, where the air ducts will be located.
South Route:
Take the stairs down to the lobby, then proceed to the west side of the building, where a secret underground bunker will be located.