Today's meeting was a disaster. Again.
The CEO walked in late, tripped on the carpet, and face-planted into the conference table.
The intern's cat was let loose in the room and is currently perched on the CEO's head.
We've lost the Johnson account, and the marketing department is having a nervous breakdown.
But wait, it gets better!
The company is now being taken over by a group of hostile aliens.
Read about our new alien overlords!
Check back next week for the next installment of Minutes of Disaster!