The minutes of the Banana-Palooza meeting have been kept confidential, but sources close to the matter have leaked them to us. It appears that our top banana-in-charge, Bob the Banana Man, was in attendance.
According to eyewitnesses, Bob was seen scribbling notes with a thick, black marker and muttering something about 'the importance of proper ripening.'
When reached for comment, Bob simply stated, 'I'm not saying anything about the minutes, but I will say this: bananas are the answer to all of life's questions.'
We have obtained a copy of the minutes, which can be viewed here and here.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
UPDATE:** We have just received word that Bob has gone on a 3-week sabbatical to 'find himself.'
*Note to self: must find a way to get in contact with Bob and extract more information about the minutes.