Welcome to the Chaos Agenda, where every second counts, and so does your sanity. Our team of highly trained experts in Procrastination, Distraction, and Creative Excuse-making will help you prioritize your tasks, not by doing them, but by convincing you that there's a more pressing matter that needs your attention.
We're like a fine Swiss Watch, but instead of ticking away in a smooth, predictable rhythm, we're more like a time bomb, ready to go off at a moment's notice. Our team will keep you on your toes, and by "toes," we mean your coffee mug, which will inevitably be knocked over by the chaos that is the Chaos Agenda.
Click here to learn more about our patented Method of Doing Nothing, and here to meet the people who will drive you to the brink of madness.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Chaos Experiments page, where we push the boundaries of human sanity, one poorly designed study at a time.
Don't forget, time is of the essence, and so is the caffeine. We recommend our in-house cafe for a much-needed caffeine boost.