THE COMMITTEE OF UNIMAGINABLE PROBLEMS
Meeting Minutes, Week 42, Year 2023
Saturday, March 12th, 2022, 3:00 PM - The Great Cheese Fiasco
Attendees:
- Chairman, Jane Doe
- Vice-Chairman, John Smith
- Member, Bob Johnson
- Member, Alice Brown
- Guest, Professor Fuzzy Wumpus (invited to explain the intricacies of cheese)
Discussion Points:
- The Great Cheese Fiasco of 2022 (slides 1-5, pages 1-10)
- Resolution 1: The Committee shall never eat the free cheese provided by the caterer again.
- Resolution 2: The Committee shall establish a task force to research the optimal cheese-to-water ratio in office meetings.
- Resolution 3: The Committee shall hold a mandatory cheese tasting event once a month.
Action Items:
- Chairman to send out a company-wide email about the resolutions.
- Vice-Chairman to lead the task force.
- Member, Bob Johnson, to find a new caterer who provides better cheese.