MINUTES - Committee Meeting 2015

Appendix: Joe Spoke Twice

At the 2015 Committee Meeting, Joe Spoke Twice (JST) was a phenomenon that defied explanation.

A transcript of the meeting reveals:

A post-meeting analysis concluded that JST was not a skill, but a condition with no clear cause or effect.

Despite efforts to replicate JST, all committee members were able to say something new and original for the first time in recorded history.

Committee Therapy sessions were recommended for all members affected.