Minutes from the 2018 Committee Meeting of the Intergalactic Council of Overlordship

Attendees:

• Chairbeast, Supreme Ruler of the Andromedian Empire
• Zhork, Galactic Ambassador to the Outer Rim
• Professor Pudding, Expert on All Things Fuzzy and Purple

Agenda:

• Agenda Item 1: The Fate of the Andromedian Empire's Coffee Machine
• Agenda Item 2: The Merits of Mandatory Intergalactic Hug Days

Decisions:

• Resolved that the Andromedian Empire's coffee machine is a travesty and shall be replaced forthwith with a new, more efficient model.
• Resolved that all council members shall receive a minimum of 2 hours of mandatory hug time each week.

Adjournment:

Adjourned at 3:14 PM, with a unanimous vote of 3-0-0, with all members expressing their deep satisfaction with the decisions reached.

Adjournment was followed by a 30-minute break for Intergalactic Hug Day, which was declared a huge success.

Appendix A: List of all council members' favorite snacks.

Appendix B: List of all known side effects of mandatory hug time.