It all started when we decided to have a meeting to decide not to decide.

We spent hours discussing the merits of inaction, and now we're stuck here forever.

Our members are a motley crew of the most dysfunctional individuals you'll ever meet.

There's Bob, who insists on using Comic Sans.

There's Karen, who claims to have seen a UFO in the break room.

And there's Dave, who just wants to go home.

Will we ever escape the never-ending cycle of committee purgatory?

We'll just have to see.