Committee of Dysfunction Meeting Minutes

Meeting Adjourned: Due to the sheer level of dysfunction present, the committee has decided to call it quits for the day.

Key Takeaways:

• Members were unable to agree on the meaning of "dysfunction."
• One member was found to be secretly a robot, causing all others to question the validity of the meeting.
• The copier jammed three times, but no one could be bothered to fix it.

Adjourned Discussion Topics:

• The Inconvenience of Being a Robot in the Meeting Room
• The Sudden Onset of Copier Malaise
• Crisis Management: Because We Clearly Can't Manage Anything Else